It’s the time where networks invoke their right to air total crap with a few keepers for good measure. I don’t know what it is about this year in particular, but I couldn’t be less excited for the new round of shows. My DV-R is still clogged from my handful of my favorites and I just don’t get that “WOW! That looks amazing!” feeling for really anything new. Taking that all into account, my outlook is more than bleak for the majority of these new prospects.
Let’s start with the obvious failures:
MOONLIGHT
Vampires. Wait, that means typically I would be all about it! However a show that has to follow Ghost Whisperer isn’t really helping its case. I could make a lot of horrible “suck” references, but by the time I even write this it will probably be cancelled.
LIFE
You ever see a preview and think this show definitely has promise then you realize it won’t last more than four episodes?
I find it hard to invest myself into something that I know isn’t sticking around.
CAVEMEN
Seriously? I mean ABC, REALLY? Are they serious? They are kidding, right???
On the cancellation fence:
PRIVATE PRACTICE
Okay,I admit, I watch Grey’s Anatomy. However, I’m not SO into Grey’s Anatomy I’d follow a Season 2 character all the way to another show that looks like a terrible attempt at being funny. I think there might be enough Grey’s Fans to keep it alive, but the fact I couldn’t even get through the first 3 minutes isn’t the best sign!
BIONIC WOMAN
The hype started out strong until it was time for the actual premiere. Now I’m not hearing too much about this, which isn’t to say no one is watching it, but two bionic chicks just doesn’t do it for me.
BIG SHOTS/DIRTY SEXY MONEY
Men trying to be Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives. Unfortunately, though I adore Michael Vartan, I just wonder if women are really that interested in what TVs idea of a man thinks.
The only show I’m going to bother watching:
JOURNEYMAN
This is saved on my DV-R for weekend viewing. I haven’t seen an episode yet, but the premise of time travel and juggling past relationships with future relationships definitely has my attention.
Oldies on their last legs:
PRISON BREAK
The first season was an adrenaline rush and the second season was surprisingly not awful. This third season though? I mean, how many times can you break out of prison!?
JERICHO
I know it was brought back from the dead, but there was a reason it was called dead to begin with. I think no amount of fan pleading is going to save it this time.
MEN IN TREES
I watch this show and though it’s nothing new, it manages to have these great characters. However, it completely dropped off the planet last year and I will be very surprised if it can maintain any spark on the new schedule.